Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.
Reblogging because I’ve said it once or twice and I’ll say it forever - These posts work.
I really just wanna male bank this week
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Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way
I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain
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I am going to eat this entire candy cane.
You’re going to get a cavity
good
30 min later, not much progress.Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…
One hour and half done. That’s impressive
That takes real skill and perseverance an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything i’d rather be eating anything but this two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again3 fucking hours
I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint.
Please. Please don’t bring this back.
‘Tis the season.
It’s November
TO BE JOLLY
I always misread it as “Santa’s asshole” and it makes it even better
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Reblog so you make enough money to cover your bills .
#luckymoney
And more more money left to save and spare🙏🏾🤑🤑🤑🤑
Amen
guys this works,, i suddenly got £20 in my bank account out of nowhere?? im so happy i can afford to buy lunch every day this week now omg
Ok BUT, i reblogged this before I went to work today l- my check was 30$ more than I expected AND I got 40$ from a friend. So. I mean???
-all the prayer to the money post gods-
Y’ALL I SHIT YOU NOT WE GOT A WEDDING GIFT CHECK FOR $2000 TONIGHT. THIS FUCKING WORKS.
Please bless me
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patreon doodle of Mercy ~
The Daily Show, August 18, 2016
Jordan Klepper gets to know Trump supporters
It’s like shooting fish in a barrel
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This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
“I’m getting back in line.”
OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!
THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY
BLESS ME PATRICK
PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU
*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money
Can i just *Gets in line*…there
Ok so it actually worked cause we got served with an eviction and owe $1739 and we have like 1300 and my moms friend said hes gonna pau the rest that we owe and take us out to dinner
I counting on you lol
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This is amazing!! 💕💕
You are not stupid.
You are not ugly.
You are not worthless.
You are not weak.
You are not a burden.
Your mental illness is lying to you.Fuck.
Also:
No you’re not bothering me. (Yes I’m serious.)
You’re not dumb.
You have great ideas.
Your smile isn’t ugly.
Neither is your laugh.
Yes people love you. No they’re not lying. Yes really.
YOU ARE NOT BOTHERING ME.
You don’t need to apologize, I actually AM very interested in our conversation.
YOU DON”T NEED TO APOLOGIZE FOR EXISTING.
in addition: yes i love you and your existence
Uhm… I really fucking needed to see this.
!! this is so important
u guys are all fucking important and ily okay pleaseI love you all
Also, you’re the bests peoples i ever meet.
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